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Funny As
Farting's ~ Family Fortunes
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The following are ACTUAL
answers given by contestants on " Family Fortunes "
in the UK.
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| 01. Name something a blind person might use - A sword |
| 02. Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon |
| 03. Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell |
| 04. Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar |
| 05. Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde |
| 06. Name a dangerous race - The Arabs |
| 07. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
- A horse |
| 08. Name something that floats in the bath - Water |
| 09. Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair |
| 10. Name something Red - My cardigan |
| 11. Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers |
| 12. Name a famous royal - Mail |
| 13. Name a number you have to memorize - 7 |
| 14. Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep |
| 15. Name something you put on walls - Roofs |
| 16. Name something in the garden that's green - Shed |
| 17. Name something that flies that doesn't have
an engine - A bicycle with wings |
| 18. Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing |
| 19. Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters |
| 20. Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet |
| 21. Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate |
| 22. Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog |
| 23. Name something associated with the police - Pigs |
| 24. Name a sign of the zodiac - April |
| 25. Name something slippery - A conman |
| 26. Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish |
| 27. Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato |
| 28. Name a jacket potato topping - Jam |
| 29. Name a famous Scotsman - Jock |
| 30. Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones |
| 31. Name something with a hole in it - Window |
| 32. Name a non-living object with legs - Plant |
| 33. Name a domestic animal - Leopard |
| 34. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee |
| 35. Name a way of cooking fish - Cod |
| 36. Name something you open other than a door
- Your bowels |
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