you just never now when you might get some ass. we were going to the
hospital to check on a buddy that ate shit on his crotch rocket and came across this latin
honey. i couldn't even pronounce her name right for fucks sake. anyways i ask her for
directions and i get the fuckme eyes. turns out shes gotta do some shit with her
babysitter and needs a ride. i give her a lift and she invites me in. before i know it i'm
tossing salad
